2 yr old boy smokes 40 cigarettes a day!

I interupt my semi retirement from the blogging world with this breaking news.





What the hell is wrong with his parents?? He should be drinking milk and watching cartoons. Not smoking!! OMG!! What about cancer? And his mom has no choice but to give in to him? He is 2 for crying out loud!! She could just lock him up or slappity slap him to get him on track and kick his loser of a dad out the house. Better still feed his dad to the tigers for causing his son to be like this. Read his story here.

Poopy-Time Fun Shapes

For the days when nothing much is happening or you are completely uninspired, blogging can be tedious business. However a quick search on the net will usually yield a thing or two that is worth mentioning and for the world to think WTF!

Presenting the Poopy-Time Fun Shapes for kids. You insert the smooth end up your kid's a****** and he/she poos out stars or hearts. Wow!! So glamorous!! But... What if the poo is watery?? How hard must he/she squeeze to get the poo into shape?? How to clean it after use??

This is of course a joke (I hope!). Another quick search will tell you that there is no info on where to buy this (if ever you are thinking of getting it, I won't judge). Creative nutjob. Makes life interesting.

The most creative man on earth...

At first there were great artist, scientist, entrepreneurs. And then there is him... Mr Fan, a businessman from Shanghai who designed a beauty contest to decide which one of his five mistresses he is gonna bump off and which one he wants to keep.

Best of all he keeps it a secret and all 5 clueless girls thought that they were in a modeling class. Ouch...

Of course Mr Smart did not expect that there was someone smarter (or should I say more cruel) than him when his cruel plans went tragically wrong and the first girl he dumped decided to end his dilemma by driving everyone off a cliff. Too bad she only ended up killing herself. Exciting!!

(read it here)

OMG!! A kid having a kid!!

The baby that this little boy who is holding is not his brother/sister but his child!! He is only 13 and the girl beside him is his girlfriend age 15.

This story has been making its round on the internet for a few days (read it here) and all I can say is... WTF!! His parents should have just stepped in and put a stop to this bullshit meaning not let the baby be born. C'mon!! Boy don't even know what the word financially means. How is he going to take care of his daughter?? This is how a screwed up life begins... Sad...